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May 4, 2005

Jokes About Masturbating A Horse

-- by Dave Johnson

In a recent post I slyly referred to something that I assumed my readers already knew about. That was a mistake, and the subject deserves much wider attention. Bloggers may have heard about it, but the general public certainly has not - and they should.

At the White House Correspondent's Dinner Laura Bush said the following:

Taking listeners inside the private White House residence, Bush described her typical evening with the President.

"Nine o'clock. Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep and I'm watching 'Desperate Housewives' - with Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentlemen, I am a desperate housewife," Bush deadpanned with perfect comic timing.

Then she said:
Or as Laura Bush noted on Saturday night about her husband and the ranch in Texas: "George didn't know much about ranches when we bought the place. ... But I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

The first lady got even more laughs when she talked about how she went out one night with Cheney's wife, Lynne, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Bush confidante Karen Hughes to Chippendales, a club where women tuck cash in male dancers' skimpy drawers.

"I wouldn't even mention it, except (Supreme Court Justices) Ruth Ginsberg and Sandra Day O'Connor saw us there," Bush deadpanned. "I won't tell you what happened, but Lynne's Secret Service code name is now 'Dollar Bill.' "

Meanwhile, the Republicans are outlawing cheerleading in Texas,
By a 65-56 vote, the House gave preliminary approval to a bill sponsored by Rep. Al Edwards, D-Houston, curbing "sexually suggestive" routines by cheerleaders, drill teams or other public school performance groups.

Posted by Dave Johnson at May 4, 2005 3:08 PM

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The hypocrisy is just oozing with horse cum. Sorry for being so graphic, but you must watch the Daily Show's coverage of the Laura Bush show if you have not yet seen it.

Posted by: Agitprop at May 4, 2005 3:41 PM

Seriously, dude, it's spelled 'mastUrbating'. Along with the asinine oxymoron of a statement 'A weblog for Liberals who are FED UP with Bush and the Right!', your page is quite the embarrassment for American leftists - and please bear in mind my politics are likely 20 degrees to the left of even yours.

Don't give them ammunition, okay?

Posted by: areskiet at May 4, 2005 9:13 PM

One problem since I switched to Movable Type - no spelling checker.

Posted by: Dave Johnson at May 5, 2005 7:17 AM

The hypocrisy is enough to induce hyperventilation.

Posted by: Thomas Leavitt at May 6, 2005 7:26 PM

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