September 21, 2005
-- by Dave Johnson
Faced with the biggest crisis of his political life, President Bush has hit the bottle again, The National Enquirer can reveal.True? We report, you decide.
Bush, who said he quit drinking the morning after his 40th birthday, has started boozing amid the Katrina catastrophe.
Family sources have told how the 59-year-old president was caught by First Lady Laura downing a shot of booze at their family ranch in Crawford, Texas, when he learned of the hurricane disaster.
His worried wife yelled at him: "Stop, George."
[. . .] A Washington source said: "The sad fact is that he has been sneaking drinks for weeks now. Laura may have only just caught him — but the word is his drinking has been going on for a while in the capital. He's been in a pressure cooker for months.
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... Family sources have told how the 59-year-old president was caught by First Lady Laura downing a shot of booze at their family ranch in Crawford, Texas, when he learned of the hurricane disaster.
His worried wife yelled at him: "Stop, George." ...
Uh, yeah. Right. They keep booze in the house? I have to imagine there's a rule against that. I'm not taking the Enquirer's word for it.
Posted by: Dr. Laniac at September 22, 2005 11:23 AM
I have to agree. I'm pretty sure 'Mommy' doesn't allow the demon rum in the house.
But... as with any alcoholic: where there's a lack of will, there's a way.
Bush surrounds himself with enough piss-ants, sycophants, and lackeys all he has to do is whistle and he can get a shot of Jim Beam.
Now, as much as I want to believe this, I'm afraid I'll have to see proof - like video of Bush stumbling around a table of wingnuts asking folks to pull his finger and grabbing at Ann Coulter's boobs.
Posted by: David Aquarius at September 22, 2005 11:55 AM
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