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January 17, 2006

Conservative Intellectuals Analyzed

-- by Gary Boatwright

Hat tip to Mary at The Left Coaster, How Conservatives Argue: A Case Study:

Liberal: The USA has fifty states.

Conservative: No, it doesn’t.

Liberal: Yes, it does. The USA has fifty states.

Conservative: What about Guam? What about that Guam, huh? Or the Virgin Islands?

Liberal: Those are territories, not states. The USA has fifty states.

Conservative: Oh, so you’re saying those don’t count?

Liberal: Yes.

Conservative: Oh, so the people there don’t count? They’re not good enough, huh? I thought you liberals wanted everybody to be counted.

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Posted by Gary Boatwright at January 17, 2006 8:21 AM

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Good humor is based in truth. This post is neither truthful, nor funny.

Posted by: Sickofspin at January 17, 2006 11:58 AM

Poor Sickofspin can't handle the truth. Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: Gary Boatwright [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 17, 2006 1:38 PM

waaaaaaah. That's why sickofspin is crying: their thought processes have been identified as talking points.


Posted by: Dano at January 18, 2006 10:57 AM

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