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April 16, 2006

American Dietary Choices

-- by Dave Johnson

America is becomming a Monty Python routine,

This appears to have been part of a plan to kidnap a person, rape them, torture them, kill them, cut off their head, drain the body of blood, rape the corpse, eat the corpse, then dispose of the organs and bones," Tompkins said.
I'm a vegetarian, myself.

Posted by Dave Johnson at April 16, 2006 9:08 AM

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Feeling a bit peckish?

Undertaker: (over his shoulder) FRED!

Fred: (offstage) Yea!


Fred: I'll get the oven on!

Man: Um, er...excuse me, um, are you... are you suggesting we should eat my mother?

Undertaker: Yeah. Not raw, not raw. We cook her. She'd be delicious with a few french fries, a bit of stuffing. Delicious! (smacks his lips)

Man: What! (he stammers)

Man: Actually, I do feel a bit peckish - No! NO, I can't!

Undertaker: Look, we'll eat your mum. Then, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up into it.

Posted by: Molly Bloom [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 16, 2006 7:05 PM

So you compare your own, your native land to a perverted kidnapper/murderer/necrophiliac/cannibal-wannabe
who bludgeoned a young girl to death before he raped her corpse....

To you, America is beneath contempt and beyond redemption...a nation to be despised, to be scorned, to be (you hope, you hope, you hope...)

If you need some help "...investigating how the Right is beating the Dems.", might I suggest you look no further than offensive, poorly-thought-out and juvenile "I loathe America more than you!" screeds such as this one.

Reasonable folks might disagree with / find fault with the policies and actions of GWB but they don't compare the entire country to a kidnapper/murderer/necrophiliac/cannibal-wannabe.

Yet God forbid anyone should "question your patriotism", right?

Posted by: tomaig [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 17, 2006 7:12 AM

Yeah, I've been seeing this one on TV. Plus a segment on Cannibals in Recent Times. Enough to turn anyone into a vegetarian!

Posted by: MJ [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 17, 2006 1:42 PM

I'm not sure how this translates to a liberal attack on America... I guess for some wingnuts everything translates to a liberal attack on America.

Posted by: Dave Johnson [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 17, 2006 2:31 PM

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